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Ember is a 20 year old woman from Friendship, Maine, USA.
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Em. 20. Eclectic/Peppy/Optimist. Librarian, future park ranger. Gets excited about little things. Loves the outdoors, making food, great people, and pretty little things.

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I skip this same class so often, that I would almost consider the time i spend skipping it as a  seperate class. It's odd, but I feel like I get the most done when I'm supposed to be doing something else. It's a motivation and jolt in creativity spawned from my procrastination, and I love it. After all, as costly as it is, it's just a college course, and I feel like i'm gaining more by not going than I would if I went and subjected myself to my professor's monotone voice and stubby sausage fingers gesturing wildly about ethics. If you've ever played Candy Land, this particular professor is a spitting image of King Kandy (minus the royal clothes and cupcake staff) He has that stubby, royal, inbred look that makes most people want to walk the other way. The truth of the matter is, I decided to skip today's class so that I could get some work done, but I doubt that's actually going to happen for 3 reasons. Lets begin.
Reason 1: I am just too hungry to work. For the past 48 hours the only thing I can think about is Eggs Benedict. Ask anyone who knows me and they will mention my obsession with eggs, If something has eggs in it, I will eat it 99% of the time. Eggs Benedict is my absolute favorite thing on the planet because, not only does it contain eggs, but it has meat, half a chunky english muffin, and ofcourse, a generous amount of hollandaise sauce (also contains eggs). This food is a mouthgasm and I can't get it off my mind until it's in my stomach.
Reason 2: I am writing this blog. Writing essays about Darwin and Newton doesn't really get my creative juices flowing. I'd much rather be able to write about whatever I want, and that's what I'm doing in this blog-o-tron.
Reason 3. I can get all my work done while i'm at work. Wednesdays are notoriously quiet in the Library, and also notoriously overstaffed, meaning that I won't be the only one doing all the work. Lovely. Yes i'd much rather put off typing essays until I'm sitting comfortably at my desk with no other place to go. Hopefully by then i'll have forgotten about the eggs benedict.....